Here is the scene:
Kathleen is off chairing her first home and school committee meeting. I have the girls (all three). After the requisite negotiations of five more minutes on the computer for complete cooperation getting ready for bed I have just flossed number two’s teeth and helped her brush. The parental brushing was a chore as she had supposedly brushed for 2 minutes but spent the entire two minutes talking with the brush hanging out of her mouth; poor brushing, worse diction. So I asked her to go pee and the tearful shouted response was
"wwhhyyyy are you allllwaysss asking meeeeee to do everything twice...I juuuuuust wennnnt peeeeeee". Now the expression 'just' is relative so I gently but firmly insisted. Through the tears Miss A had just hoisting her royal personage onto the throne when I asked her if she went pee since I flossed her teeth (which actually was just five minutes earlier). "
Yessssssss, sniffle whine! " "Ok", I responded "you don't have to go".
But I neeeeed to go! End of conversation.
Andrew